10. I wonder if that housekeeper speaks English....
9. My last name aint "Woods" for nothing, Good "morning" Augusta!
8. Damn, I haven't seen this many crackers since I visited the Ritz factory!
7. I can't believe they fell for the sex rehab bit.
6. Where's Reverend Al when you need him?
5. It's hotter out here than that time me and Elin stumbled upon that cocktail waitress convention!
4. Where da h*es at?
3. Heads Pink Pony, Tails Magic City
2. A male waiter???? Very f*cking funny.
1. Now that I'm back to hitting this little white ball, it shouldn't be long before I'm back to hitting the little white h*es too.
Number One was just foul LMAO!
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