Hood Nursery Rhymes

• Little Jack Horner sold dope on the corner, ran off with the bomb, now he's a goner.
• Little Bo peep has lost her sheep and doesn'tknow where to find them, she lost them when she flipped her jeep, because the police got behind them.
• Three Blind Mice, see how they run, from a gang of set tripping roaches.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill, where he pushed her down for fucking Bill.
• Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, all dressed in black black black, will steal yo shit shit shit...
• This old man, he played one, you better keep away from your son.
• Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, damn this is some good ass weed.
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, but her stamps didn't come yet.
• Mary had a little lamb, til Tyrone the crackhead stole it.
• Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, the police coming, nigga you better dip.
• Twinkle twinkle little star, I wish my home was not my car.