I secretly recorded the Chilean miners that were trapped, here is a list of things they said, in no particular order:
"There must be some Black folks coming to rescue us? They need to hurry the hell up."
"I swear to God if this broad didn't DVR Jersey Shore, it's gonna be a problem when I get outta here"!
"If Fabiano farts one more time, his mission is gonna change from rescue to recovery!"
"Are we getting paid overtime for this?"
"I wonder how they think Hector's fat ass is gonna get in that tube."
"I knew I should have taken that roofing job in America!"
"So my wife stayed up there the whole time? Fuuuuucckk!!! I thought for sure this would get rid of that bitch!"
"I bet those same damn dishes are in the sink. Lazy bitch!"
"With my luck, after 69 days trapped in a hole with 32 men, I bet my wife is on her period when I get out."
"Thank goodness for Twitlonger. I got a lot to say about this whole being stuck in a hole shit!"
"This is gonna make one hell of a Facebook status!"
"I sure hope this Nicky Minaj shit has blown over! *reaches surface* Damn it! Put me back!!!"
"Honey call up the judge shows, I'm suing these fuckers!"
"I see Rev Run's still quoting other people's shit and not giving them credit."
"Wait, Bama lost? Oh this just gets better and better doesn't it?"
"I'm so glad we're outta there. Francisco's breath was smelling like a possum abortion!"
"Lord please let them hurry up! If Mercurio sings "The Upper Room" ONE MO' TIME, that's exactly where he's going!"
"So she found out about my side chick huh? Y'all think they'll let me stay down here if I pay rent?"
"I wonder what's been happening on Good Times. Say what? James died? DAMN, DAMN, DAAAMMN!"
"Now I know how they came up with the phrase, "it's colder than a well digger's ass"."
"Fuuuuuck! I just thought about it, my Tempura Udon is gonna spoil in Cafe World."
