For those people who have decided to have a side piece or are trying to decide whether or not to have one, there are certain rules that apply, and if followed will make the situation a lot less messy. If you're teetering on taking on a side piece, I'd advise you not to do it, because it's more of a headache than it's worth?
But, if you must or you already have, then here are a few rules to help you with it:
1. Be honest--thats right, from the gate you should tell them the truth. I've found that people would rather have a choice in what happens in their lives. Ya think? Seems simple enough, but you'd be surprised how many people break this rule. If you're married or in a committed relationship, say so, DON'T LIE ABOUT IT! Lies tend to piss people off.
2. It is what it is-- don't go falling in love or allowing them to fall in love when you know damn well you're not going to leave the person you're with.
3. When it's over...IT'S OVER--when either you or the other person has decided to end it(drumroll) LET IT GO!!! This rule is especially important to the green chimp because he as a friend who told his side piece that he got a divorce and when she asked for proof, he set out to create false divorce papers. SMH! Dude, that's your out, end it and LET IT GO!
I'm sure there are way more rules than this. I invite you to add your own rules or just make comments about the whole side piece phenomenon.
--The Green Chimp
Sometimes they fall in love with the side and leave the main it wont work because at first they was the side piece. Explain to the side piece their are rule to being the side. 1. never call my phone after a certan i am with my main. 2. Dnt call me on holidays because it is a holiday.
ReplyDeleteI agree. There are rules to being the side piece. But how can you expect the side piece to follow the rules if you don't follow your own?
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